Since I was a little boy
I've been on the road
I've always been a superstar
Parties, models, swimming pools
Never went to elementary school, and now
I don't know who I are
Can it be
There's another life out there
Where girls don't send me pictures of their tits?
Yes, I dream
About a quiet simple life
No limos, no blowjobs, no fans, no billboard hits
One day I'm gonna be an average, boring, ordinary
Normal boy
I'm gonna be an unattractive, nerdy, poor and stupid
Normal boy
Normal house
Normal car
Normal espresso machine
Can't wait to be an ugly, tone deaf, uncoordinated
Normal boy
I could have been a butcher
Butching all day long
Or the guy who drives that long, long crowded car
Or maybe a construction man
In a giant, yellow construction van
With fancy sticks and wheels and handlebars
Yes, I feel
This is the perfect life for me
So much better than crying in hotels
I don't need my luxurious shitting chair
I can shit in bags like everybody else
One day I'm gonna be an average, boring, ordinary
Normal boy
I'm gonna be an unattractive, nerdy, poor and stupid
Normal boy
Normal hat
Normal bike
Normal flat screen TV
Can't wait to be an ugly, tone deaf, uncoordinated
Normal boy
One day I'm gonna be an average, boring, ordinary
Normal boy
I'm gonna be an unattractive, nerdy, poor and stupid
Normal boy
Normal boy
I just want to be an normal boy
Can't wait to be an ugly, tone deaf, uncoordinated
Normal boy
